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"Travel" Section (jokes 1 to 2)
My father came back on a flight from a business trip with a safe landing. The airline slowed down to a stop after exiting the runway and paused without motion. Two minutes later, the airline pivoted 90 degrees clockwise and stopped. After another 2 minute pause, the airline again pivoted, but to the left about 180 degrees. Again, the airline stopped and stood motionless. Two minutes later, the captains voice boomed from the loudspeaker, "Can anyone out there tell me where Gate 11 is?" After a long delay at the snow bound Cincinnati Airport, we were finally pulling out (backing up to start taxiing). The air hostesses were doing their pre-flight routine, & apologizing for the delay, when the captain's voice boomed: "All you air hostesses in the aisles: how many times have I told you not to stand in the aisles & block my view when I am backing up !!" (1)
(samsi)
My brother, his daughters and I traveled to Europe one summer. One of our stays during the trip was in Germany. One night we had been out driving the streets looking for a restaurant. Appropriately we got lost. We then began to search for someone to ask directions from and came cross a German Police Officer. As we approached him, I rolled down the window and asked, "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" He replied, "Of course I do you idiot! I'm German!" Needless to say I was quite embarrassed, but we did get directions. (2)
(samsi)
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